So I have to admit straight up that I likely would have put this one off until next year had Wendy not thoughtfully sent me this great kit for Christmas. Thanks, Wendy, for keeping me on track!
My main reason for wanting to build a Gingerbread House was that I had never done it before. I know I'm behind the game in so many ways with this kind of thing...My first Easter egg coloring experience was with my college roomies and I think I only carved jack-o-lanterns a couple times in my childhood (although I don't think there are any photos as proof). Hassle and messes were not part of the game I guess. At any rate, it was something I have always wanted to try.
Here are the contents of the kit
(icing mix, icing bag and tip, 4 bags candy, and gingerbread walls/roof):

Lessons Learned #1: It's worth the step to cut the edges of the gingerbread house to be straight (ie flat)...especially on the bottom.
Lesson Learned #2: The step explaining that there should be at least an hour for the walls to set before adding the roof is not an
optional or
suggested step. I'm certain my house did not meet CA Earthquake Safety Requirements...or any other state structural building codes.

Lessons Learned #3a: Rolling gumdrops for windows is a fuckton of work.
Lessons Learned #3b: I still think gumdrops taste like over-sugared rubber.

Lessons Learned #4: Cutting gumdrops to make evergreen branches is a very sticky and unappreciative job
(and where I finished my first glass of wine).

Lessons Learned #5: When (not "if" with my mad skillz) the icing bag breaks and Ziploc bags only push the icing tip through the hole, creativity must ensue...as in pushing icing directly through the icing tip without a bag. This is where it got messy and the dogs were suddenly extremely interested.

Lessons Learned #6: Trees should be completed before the 2nd glass of wine.

Lessons Learned #7: It is better to let go of anal retentive tendencies such as color patterns for the jelly beans before beginning the project or you will end up with a side of the roof that has no green jelly beans.

Lessons Learned #8: If the roof is not completed before the end of the 3rd glass of wine, it will look bare and unfinished (see kit photo at top of post for comparison)...but at this point "it's all good".

The dogs were much more interested in the falling icing than my ever so entertaining wine drinking commentary so I think I would like to attempt to get a group together for next year's house building activities. Yup, even though it was a lot of work, it was also a lot of fun.
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